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"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity. As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena. Uses fake phone number. (ad clearly says no texting apps) 9:58 am C- Morning.  Driving into the city today for the football game. I'm just wondering what area of vagina you are

Sept10 C- sup C- introduction S- awesome! Duration? Approx time? C- depends S-ok when you decide and are clear about plans please feel free to reach out. Have a good day. Nov10 C-sup cow C-my bad are you booked C-hey cow why can’t you reply C-must be getting stretched out Nov11 C- no wonder you don’t have business C-are you brain dead C- do you ever close your legs C-hello S- I appreciate your interest, but I do not engage with minors. I consider the legal age for participati

May 1st : hi May 3rd: hi June 23rd: hi, how are you? August 20th: hi how are you? August 24th: hi August 24th : how are you Sept 11th: gi Sept 11th: good afternoon Sept 15th: hi Sept 15th: how are you October 14th: hi Today November 9th: hi S- have you figured out I don’t respond to just “hi” C-I know C- I’m available S-bye C-available yes or no S-congratulations and a link to moron of the day C-ok C- today available

C- hi Serena S- hi C- wanted to meet up what hotel are you at? S- Nah u “lost/broke“ the condom too many times. Made sure to redflag it for traveling girls C- What do you mean where? S- No point on playing dumb. Others had the same experience. Ladies have tools to communicate with eachother for saftey and loosing the condom/breaking it intentionally is not safe. I’ve been in this industry for a year used the same brand the whole time. Your not massive the condoms are not craz

It's disheartening to observe the level of insecurity among some women in this industry. Recently, I came across a forum where someone anonymously criticized me after spending 40 minutes reviewing my website. Her comment: "Get a job; you're too unattractive, your photos are terrible, and you consider yourself professional after just one year? You're like an infant." (edited- was not actually written with any level of intellegence). It's unfortunate to see such pettiness. I d