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Moron of the day
Absolutely mind boggling. The guy was told not to call more than once! Then told I’m not gonna book him then tries same bs… calling gs when told not to.
Serena Tsunami
18 hours ago1 min read


Moron of the day
When I was first starting up I use to program numbers in my phone that no show me and twice this month I was reached out to by people who no showed me. This one tops the cake “I didn’t do that” “I seen her way after that” “I’m not saying I did” “you’re too complicated” LISTEN HERE BOYY I AINT YOUR WIFE YOU DO NOT NEED TO GASLIGHT ME.
Serena Tsunami
2 days ago1 min read
New regina rates/stoon cancellation
NEW RATES — EFFECTIVE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE 💋 After doing the math, I’ve decided to make a few changes that actually make sense for me. HH — GFE: $200 HH — with Greek: $250 H — GFE: $250 H — with Greek: $300 And as for Saskatoon… I’m officially calling that one a write-off. 😂 One out of five trips actually turned a profit once I factor in advertising, hotel, fuel, food, and everything else. That’s not exactly the business model I’m looking for. Four appointments changed thei
Serena Tsunami
2 days ago1 min read
Camera detection
Well… after becoming semi-porn-famous without my consent a few months ago, I’ve apparently developed a new hobby: 👀 looking suspiciously at every pair of glasses, button, smoke detector and random object in the room. 😂 Then I realized spy cameras can literally be disguised as watches, buttons, glasses, chargers… basically ANYTHING. So naturally, every time someone goes for a shower, I’m standing there like: 🕵️♀️ “Hmmmm… that lamp looks suspicious.” 👀 “Why is that button
Serena Tsunami
2 days ago1 min read


Moron of the day
I’m no longer writing every moron if the day out myself. This is why I don’t respond to “hi” or “hey babe sup” because it always leads to MORONS
Serena Tsunami
2 days ago1 min read
Text entertainment
After this morning’s inquiries, I’m starting to suspect someone is conducting a social experiment on me. 😂 Because apparently there ARE silly questions in this industry, and today’s contestants are: “Do you have lingerie?” I mean, I certainly didn’t show up wearing a snowmobile suit. “Do you provide protection?” Nope, I just enjoy living dangerously. 🤢 Yes. Obviously!! “Do you have toys?” No, I’m actually running a strictly toy-free establishment. Butt plugs are fun! “Wha
Serena Tsunami
Sep 291 min read
Caf!!
I’m no longer an advertiser on caf as I didn’t secure enough bookings internally. It was actually quite disappointing. I will however honour reputable handles for booking vs real numbers/deposits. I can not have conversations or message on there only read. Xoxo Where you can find my ad is on Leo’s and tryst.. GUESS WHAT TRYST HAS COSTED 0$ in 4 months ❤️❤️
Serena Tsunami
Sep 281 min read


Have fun with this ham
Some people just deserve to be exposed. Hope everybody that owns a texting app has fun with this. Maybe his employer will see this.
Serena Tsunami
Sep 271 min read
Leo’s List — we need to talk. 😂
Saturday and Sunday are BRUTAL for advertising. Meanwhile, scammers are slipping through the cracks, and the ladies who are actually real are paying $50+ a day just to maybe get a call or two. I love that Leo’s brings me business, but if we want to keep prices reasonable for clients, we shouldn’t have to spend a small fortune just to be visible. So here’s something YOU can do: 🚨 Never give a suspected scammer your real number. 📱 Use a texting app instead. 🕵️ Catch them in
Serena Tsunami
Sep 262 min read
Intro returning clients
Okay okay if I’ve seen you before you can kick the proper and prim out the window! Usually age, ethnicity, duration keeps the “I wanna eat pussy” texts at a minimum But getting a I’m horny af right now where you at text turns me tf on!
Serena Tsunami
Sep 251 min read
Manitoba
Apologies for the failed post this was supposed to post last week oopsie! I’ve been to Brandon a couple times now, and I’m officially making my way around Southwest Manitoba monthly. I’m planning to book a room in Brandon on my next trip out this way if there’s enough interest. I’m looking at somewhere between the 15th–22nd, so I’m feeling things out ahead of time. If you’re interested in meeting, you’re going to have to actually introduce yourself. 😉 Include your age, ethni
Serena Tsunami
Sep 241 min read
Pic’s for sale
I got very naughty this morning… 😏💦 I took a few deliciously close-up photos that are definitely not for the shy. 🔥 A little glimpse of something you’ll probably want to see a whole lot closer… if you can handle the temptation. 😈 $20 for 5 e-transfer Amazon gift card Starbucks gift card accepted. Think you can resist? 😉 Serenatsunami@gmail.com
Serena Tsunami
Sep 241 min read
What’s the point on instructions
One appointment in 7 days… while spending $30 a day on advertising. That’s how important my screening is to me. 😂 I’m really not a hard ass, but people in this city literally suck! Haha. 🤦♀️ The reading comprehension is giving… Grade 3. 😭 Hopefully Sunday is a fun day, because Saturday was basically: wake up every couple of hours, check messages, go back to sleep… repeat. 😂 And after all that? Nothing actually worth replying to. 🤷♀️ Zero personality in any of the messa
Serena Tsunami
Sep 121 min read
Location & Contact
📍 Conveniently located in northwest Regina ✈️ 6 minutes from the airport 🏟️ 4 minutes from the Brandt Centre 🏙️ 10 minutes from downtown 📍 20 minutes from the east end 📍 15 minutes from the south end I’m in northwest Regina and prefer to stay in my own area. In-call is my preference. Just a little heads-up 😊 I’ve been made aware that a few people are still reaching out to my old number. I changed my number about 2 months ago, so if you’ve been trying to reach me there,
Serena Tsunami
Sep 41 min read


Another bites the dust
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Serena Tsunami
Sep 31 min read
Hey bombers
Wanna get fucked by a rough rider 😂 or wanna rough ride her?
Serena Tsunami
Sep 31 min read
OF/ online content/phone sex
Porn vs. escorting… hmm. Is this rocket science? 😂 I genuinely enjoy the look on your face when I’m actually there blowing your mind instead of sitting on the other side of a screen pretending your Wi-Fi connection is foreplay. 🤣 I like real-life chemistry, real-life reactions, and real-life fun. That’s kind of the whole point. And before I have to answer this question for the 47th time lately: NO, I do not offer online content. NO, I do not offer phone sex. NO, I am not
Serena Tsunami
Sep 11 min read
Your patience matters
I ask for a decent amount of time to get ready because I don’t like feeling rushed—especially when I’m supposed to be showing up with good energy for an appointment. I’m not ready right now, and it takes me a little bit to get myself together. If you want good vibes, patience is part of that. 😌 When I’m giving someone my time and energy, I want to make sure I’m actually in the right headspace—not rushing around, stressed out, or showing up with moody energy. I may need a lit
Serena Tsunami
Aug 271 min read
Cameras on premises
Just a heads up: I do have cameras on my property for my safety. 📹 So if the idea of cameras makes you uncomfortable, we’re probably not going to be a great fit. Honestly, I don’t see why it would be an issue unless you’re planning something you shouldn’t be. 😂 I’ve actually caught someone putting a tracker on my vehicle, and I’ve caught a stalker before — thankfully not at this location. This is also why my screening process is MUCH more intense than it was when I first st
Serena Tsunami
Aug 171 min read
Booked till sun 23rd
Well… I’m pretty sure I’m going Regina exclusive from here on out. 😂 but I might just up and disappear eventually. Which is hilarious considering how much I was hating on Regina before. Apparently things have turned around! I only advertise when I actually have availability, and since I work full-time now, I’m keeping things simple: one evening booking, one booking only. None of that back-to-back bullshit. Always clean, always fresh, and plenty of time to reset in between. ���
Serena Tsunami
Aug 171 min read
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