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Just a little schedule update, beauties 💋 I know my calendar has been a bit all over the place lately, so thank you for being patient with me. I definitely don’t mean to confuse anyone. I realized another lovely provider will be in town on the 20th, and I never want to disrespect other touring ladies—especially those travelling in from another province. We all put a lot of time and effort into planning our tours, and I know how frustrating it can be when unexpected overlap h
Serena Tsunami
2 days ago1 min read
New client guideline 💫
If we can’t lock in a booking within the first 10 messages, or the communication isn’t clear and a bit detailed, I’ll usually step back from the conversation. It’s just my way of keeping things smooth and respectful on both sides. I’m not big on endless texting — I really prefer direct, intentional conversation where we can make a solid plan in a few minutes. So if you’re reaching out, please make sure you’ve got a little time to actually set things up properly. 💋💋
Serena Tsunami
2 days ago1 min read
Ai assistant
i’ve recently promoted AI to be my assistant because of the fact that sometimes scheduling becomes a little stressful with a lot of messages and it makes it very hard to keep up with them. When it comes to messages that are serious about booking those messages automatically go to the top of my chat. Apologies if it gives you the wrong vibe, but I’ve assessed the way it communicates with people and it’s just the way. I would love to communicate with other people I asked her t
Serena Tsunami
3 days ago2 min read
Tour update
Well, it looks like Brandon decided to take a little nap on me—because inquiries there have been quieter than expected. So I’ve shuffled things around a bit to make smarter use of time, fuel, and hotel costs (because I do enjoy not donating money to unnecessary road trips 😄). Here’s the updated plan: On the 14th, I’ll be in Yorkton from 4:00 PM to 10:00 PM, and again the morning of the 15th from 7:00 AM to 11:00 AM. From there, I’ll head to Moosomin since the Brandon inquiry
Serena Tsunami
3 days ago1 min read
Attention Regina clients
Hey babes 💋 I’ve been advertising heavily in other cities and towns because my goal is to eventually stop working out of my home city altogether. The reality is that there simply isn’t enough consistent business locally. Many gentlemen don’t feel comfortable meeting someone from their own community, which I completely understand. Because of that, my plan is to become primarily mobile, touring 2–3 weeks out of each month and gradually stepping away from servicing Regina. I’ve
Serena Tsunami
4 days ago2 min read
HITTING ROAD 14th!!
Just a few things to tackle around the house, then I’ll be back on the road again! 💋 I do tend to prioritize longer bookings over shorter ones—two hours or more is my sweet spot. That said, I’m not completely heartless. 😘 I will make room for a one-hour visit for the right person. Think of it like adopting a puppy: I need to be convinced you’re cute, charming, and worth rearranging my schedule for. 😉 Please include your age, something about you, duration, and ethnicity in
Serena Tsunami
5 days ago1 min read
It’s not just a paid date
People seem to think I wake up, toss on some mascara, and magically appear. 🤣 Meanwhile… I get paid to clean my house. I get paid to advertise (which includes countless hours learning all the tiny little things nobody notices). I get paid to keep my home presentable. I get paid to eat right, stay organized, and keep everything running smoothly. 😜 I get paid to spend a minimum of 5 hours a day doing phone work. My daily routine looks something like this: • Wake up • Bathroom
Serena Tsunami
5 days ago2 min read
Moron of the day
Apologies to the gents who know me well and secretly enjoy my Moron of the Day stories. For the sake of the new folks, I’ve decided to retire them from public view. Apparently not everyone understands my sense of humour, and some people think I’m mean. Fair enough. From now on, all Moron of the Day material will be stored in a highly classified folder and shared only with approved audiences in person. Don’t worry—I’m really not that mean. The odds of ending up as Moron of the
Serena Tsunami
5 days ago1 min read
Important update
I have a new phone number. Please disregard the number listed in my photos. I still have access to my original number, but I would prefer everyone to use my new phone number moving forward as I am separating my work and personal life. My new number is: 639-396-9388
Serena Tsunami
6 days ago1 min read
First time visiting?
Nerves are completely normal—especially when you’re stepping into a vulnerable situation and meeting someone new. It takes courage to show up as your authentic self, and I never expect anything less than a few butterflies. Truthfully, I get nervous sometimes too, even with experience on my side. So please, take your time. There is no pressure here. What I admire most is the bravery it takes to trust, to be open, and to step outside your comfort zone. In many ways, you’re show
Serena Tsunami
May 21 min read
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