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Moron of the day
"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity. As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena. Sept 2024 fake number. Always child tax day hmm... C-hi Oct 2024 C-hi November 2024 C-Hi December 2024 C-hi S-hi Jan 2025 C-available S-not for fake numbers C-oh Feb 2025 C- I
Serena Tsunami
Dec 24, 20251 min read
Moron of the day
"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity. As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena. C-hi baby. C- Are you available in call (Reverse looks up number flagged by another provider) S-no C- When you are available S- 1) you didn’t introduce yourself. 2) you were al
Serena Tsunami
Dec 17, 20252 min read
Amazon gift list
Several people have inquired about my Christmas wishes, but I found it challenging to come up with specific items. Instead, I've compiled a list of wants. I feel fortunate to have everything I truly need: food, a roof over my head, clothing, my bills covered, and wonderful friends and family. I consider myself quite blessed. However, if you feel compelled to give, I have a few items on my wish list. If nuru is of interest to you, I will do my best to accommodate, though I won
Serena Tsunami
Dec 16, 20251 min read
𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆
𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀. 𝗨𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳! 𝗔𝗹𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗻𝗼 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. 𝗖-𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗺�
Serena Tsunami
Dec 10, 20251 min read
Moron of the day
"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity. As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena. Now this one is a gag post as someone is terrified of being on moron of the day 😆 and all current clients know my sense of humour! First time booking C&S had excellent communi
Serena Tsunami
Dec 9, 20251 min read
Moron of the day
"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity. As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena. This person was fishing for sexting. Patience is extremely important in this industry because the following text was a light sweet heart with the purest of intentions 😜😜😜 th
Serena Tsunami
Dec 9, 20252 min read
Moron of the day
"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity. As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena. I got 2 today 1) C-hey serena C- texts with age and ethnicity (white) C- asks if i’m available C-15 min please C-hello (these were within 5 min) 10 min later- S- hey babe sorry
Serena Tsunami
Dec 9, 20251 min read
Moron of the day
"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity. As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena. Uses fake phone number. (ad clearly says no texting apps) 9:58 am C- Morning. Driving into the city today for the football game. I'm just wondering what area of vagina you are
Serena Tsunami
Dec 9, 20251 min read
Moron of the day
Sept10 C- sup C- introduction S- awesome! Duration? Approx time? C- depends S-ok when you decide and are clear about plans please feel free to reach out. Have a good day. Nov10 C-sup cow C-my bad are you booked C-hey cow why can’t you reply C-must be getting stretched out Nov11 C- no wonder you don’t have business C-are you brain dead C- do you ever close your legs C-hello S- I appreciate your interest, but I do not engage with minors. I consider the legal age for participati
Serena Tsunami
Dec 9, 20251 min read
Moron of the day
May 1st : hi May 3rd: hi June 23rd: hi, how are you? August 20th: hi how are you? August 24th: hi August 24th : how are you Sept 11th: gi Sept 11th: good afternoon Sept 15th: hi Sept 15th: how are you October 14th: hi Today November 9th: hi S- have you figured out I don’t respond to just “hi” C-I know C- I’m available S-bye C-available yes or no S-congratulations and a link to moron of the day C-ok C- today available
Serena Tsunami
Dec 9, 20251 min read
Moron of the day
C- hi Serena S- hi C- wanted to meet up what hotel are you at? S- Nah u “lost/broke“ the condom too many times. Made sure to redflag it for traveling girls C- What do you mean where? S- No point on playing dumb. Others had the same experience. Ladies have tools to communicate with eachother for saftey and loosing the condom/breaking it intentionally is not safe. I’ve been in this industry for a year used the same brand the whole time. Your not massive the condoms are not craz
Serena Tsunami
Dec 9, 20251 min read
Aww a petty princess
It's disheartening to observe the level of insecurity among some women in this industry. Recently, I came across a forum where someone anonymously criticized me after spending 40 minutes reviewing my website. Her comment: "Get a job; you're too unattractive, your photos are terrible, and you consider yourself professional after just one year? You're like an infant." (edited- was not actually written with any level of intellegence). It's unfortunate to see such pettiness. I d
Serena Tsunami
Dec 8, 20251 min read
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