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Well… I guess I don’t have to advertise for very long anymore. 😏 Saturday & Monday are all I have right now… Turns out people finally figured out that quality beats quantity. Who knew? 😂💋 If you’ve been thinking about stealing some of my time, you might want to quit thinking and start booking. 😉

I have company coming and anyone interested in a m on m bj 50$ this weekend! Send a message 💋💋 not a local so won’t have concerns of running into each other! Update-plans full 💋💋

Breaking news: I’ve officially embraced my career as a block-happy bimbo. 💅✨ Apparently asking grown adults to read 30 seconds of an ad is asking for far too much. Silly me. 😂 Since January, I’ve deleted 90,000+ messages that never turned into appointments. My personal favourites include: 💬 “Hi.” 💬 “Hey.” 💬 “Available?” 💬 “Hey beautiful.” Groundbreaking stuff. Truly riveting conversation. 👏 So now? You send one of those… BLOCK. 🚫 No reply. No explanation. No “Oops, I

Saskatoon every second month. Turns out being appreciated is kind of addictive… who knew? 😉 Saskatoon made it very hard to leave so I’ll be back 😇 I’ll be there August 13th-15th pre booking mandatory xoxo 💋 Going forward, all Saskatoon pre-bookings require a $100 deposit, which goes toward your appointment and helps cover my room and travel. I’ve officially retired from funding “I’ll definitely book” followed by a disappearing act worthy of Hollywood. 😂 If you’ve been wat

Project got held up at my day job, so lucky for you… I’m available all week. 😇 One little favour though—I usually don’t eat while I’m seeing clients, so I’ve adjusted my schedule to make sure I can squeeze in at least one proper meal each day. Please be respectful of the availability and time posted on my ad. ❤️❤️ …Unless you’re planning to feed me. Then dinner counts as part of the date. 😉🍽️ Side note- if you messaged from a REAL number and introduced yourself and I didn

Just a friendly reminder… If your first move is to call me out of nowhere instead of sending a text like a normal person trying to book an appointment, you’ll be permanently blocked. A phone call isn’t an introduction. I could be: * In a session. * Sleeping after work. * At my full-time job. * Spending time with friends or family. * Driving. * Or, believe it or not… living an actual life. It takes about 10 seconds to send: A proper intro and…. “Hey, are you available to take

Just a heads-up! 😊 Monday–Friday, if you message me before 4:00 PM, I won’t be able to reply until I’m finished work. On weekends, I’ll respond to messages after 10:00 AM. Thanks for your patience! 💕 Unless you give 2 days notice with a deposit (my boss knows I have 2 jobs and is willing to work with me). No he doesn’t know what my second job is 😂

Well… apparently retiring from this industry is impossible when you’ve got enough energy to power a small city. 😂 My poor car deserves a raise for all I’ve put it through… and my poor gas pedal is filing a restraining order against my right foot. 🏎️💨 Also, to everyone driving 20 km/h in a 50 zone… I promise your destination isn’t going anywhere either fuckers. And taking corners at 2 km/h? Are we transporting a wedding cake or what? 🤣 I switched my work schedule so I can

Well… it’s official. I’ve evolved. I’m no longer just a Starbucks girl… I’m a Home Depot girl. 😂 If I’m not at home, I’m either: ☕ At Starbucks. 💋 At work. 🔨 Wandering the aisles of Home Depot convincing myself I “just need one thing.” My ADHD refuses to let me run out of projects. The second I finish one, my brain is like, “Cool… let’s renovate something else!” 🤦‍♀️ And here’s a little fun fact… every Home Depot trip is usually a dress, no makeup, no panties, and absolut

Confession time… 😂 Long before I ever became a provider, my hormones were already operating on “maximum overdrive.” Pair that with ADHD, working multiple jobs, and spending years in the trades, and I’ve basically always had two speeds: asleep or 100 mph. 🤣 There was a point in my life where I watched way too much porn. Like… enough that my brain started expecting fantasy instead of reality. At one point the fantasy made it so I couldn’t cum with onother human. Turns out, w

Well isn’t this how the universe works… 🤣 I paid for CAF advertising for over a year and barely got any messages. Now that I cancelled my advertising and can’t even access my inbox… Apparently I’m the hottest thing on there kidding 😂 Every day I get about two mystery messages I can’t read. Sorry boys… I’m not paying a subscription just to find out one of you asked, “u avail?” 😂😂💋

Incoming message: “Hey.” Me: 🚫 Block. Incoming message: “How are you?” Me: 🚫 Block. Incoming message: “Serena?” Me: 🚫 Block. Incoming message: “You available?” Me: 🚫 Block. Incoming message: “Are you in Regina?” Me: 🚫 Block. Incoming message: “Where’s your incall?” Me: 🚫 Block. Incoming message: Example: “Hey Serena! I’m 38, Caucasian. Looking for an hour on Thursday. I found you through your website. I’m an electrician who spends too much money on coffee, has a golden

Who thinks they’ve got magic hands? 😏 Want to save a few bucks? Impress me with a real massage—not a 30-second back rub followed by, “So… how was that?” 😂 Will be worth it for my foot guys 💋 This girl is always on the go. Between work, life, and refusing to sit still, my muscles are filing formal complaints. If your massage skills are actually legit, I might just reward the effort with a little discount. 💋 Consider it a challenge… are your hands all talk, or do they deser

Apparently I’m too good at riding… 🤠🍑 I managed to tick off the tendon in my glute—the one that connects near the tailbone. Leave it to me to earn an injury doing what I’m good at. 😂 So for now, it’s quality over quantity while I juggle my full-time job. If this thing decides to flare up, I’m hitting the pause button. No appointments… not even for my beloved regulars. The goal is to let this peach heal . 😏🍑

Well… I still have temporary access to CAF reviews (didn’t even pay for it 🤣). But wow… they should probably rename the place. It’s starting to feel less like a review board and more like the Massage Parlour Appreciation Society. 😂 Every second review is for a massage parlour. Trafficking young ladies! Hope you feel like more of a man! Meanwhile, those of us who actually enjoy what we do are over here like… “Hello? Remember us?” 👋🤣 I guess scrolling through endless massag

https://youtu.be/cmSbXsFE3l8?si=fYwgv4y2vpwykpBd Leave a comment if you want me to text you from new number (regulars) last 4 digits or nickname will work and want serious visits. But till we meet again goodbye Regina. Just a heads-up… if your appointment was confirmed, your messages were deleted. So these are all unconfirmed appointments. I’ve had this phone since January 2026, and I swear 98% of my these messages belong to tire kickers who vanished faster than my motivatio

My lawd… if a provider says she doesn’t partake in “party favors,” that doesn’t mean your mission for the appointment is to ask again every 10 minutes. 😂 I promise, “No” doesn’t magically turn into “Yes” on the sixth attempt. Some of y’all treat it like a customer loyalty program: ❌ First no ❌ Second no ❌ Third no “Maybe now?” 🤦‍♀️ And while we’re making requests… I also don’t need a 45-minute TED Talk about how much you love your wife during the session. 😂 Sir, pick a lan

Nerves are completely normal—especially when you’re stepping into a vulnerable situation and meeting someone new. It takes courage to show up as your authentic self, and I never expect anything less than a few butterflies. Truthfully, I get nervous sometimes too, even with experience on my side. So please, take your time. There is no pressure here. What I admire most is the bravery it takes to trust, to be open, and to step outside your comfort zone. In many ways, you’re show