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After this morning’s inquiries, I’m starting to suspect someone is conducting a social experiment on me. 😂

Because apparently there ARE silly questions in this industry, and today’s contestants are:

“Do you have lingerie?”

I mean, I certainly didn’t show up wearing a snowmobile suit.

“Do you provide protection?”

Nope, I just enjoy living dangerously. 🤢

Yes. Obviously!!

“Do you have toys?”

No, I’m actually running a strictly toy-free establishment. Butt plugs are fun!

“What’s your address?”

Without a booking? Absolutely not. This isn’t Google Maps with a personality disorder.

“I see your hourly rate… how much for 4 hours?”

Let’s grab the calculator together, buddy.

My hourly rate × 4 = your answer.

I promise I’m not trying to be difficult… but some days the questions really do make me wonder if I accidentally opened a customer service desk for common sense.

But here is my favourite!

“You have dogs? Do you entertain with them?”

I’m not EVEN gonna .. ah shit time to walk away from the phone ☠️🤬.

I’ll pay attention to my phone in a couple hours! Reset button.

Also key note if you are from Weyburn area PLEASE STOP DRINKING THE WATER!

Some of the requests from your town are so twisted Hugh Hefner would say what the actual fuck!

I’ll never forget my first Weyburn request “ can you wear panties for a week or two and bring them so I can eat them”

98% of the people in that town are inbred I swear!