Moron of the day
- Serena Tsunami
- Dec 17, 2025
- 2 min read
"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity.
As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena.
C-hi baby.
C-Are you available in call
(Reverse looks up number flagged by another provider)
S-no
C- When you are available
S-
1) you didn’t introduce yourself.
2) you were already flagged by a provider for being cheap.
3) I said I have no availability.
C-I am not cheap but I mean I need 120 to 160
C-15 minutes or half hour
S-Yeah that’s cheap
S-Congratulations on making it to my moron of the day blog on my website 💋
C-But when you see me you will change your word
C-My is Jon I am 32 years old
S- Standard for hh appointment with a girl that isn’t a junky or scab is 200-300 pending on requirements.
Spending 120-160 isn’t gonna get you class. Maybe a run down ugly dirty apartment with needles n stink every thing.
I won’t see u because if you are seeing girls for that little amount you are seeing trash and I won’t subject my clients to that filth. I care about what goes in my body.
C-I can not spend 2 to 3 for every body come and out staff
S-So now you have a biblical name not traditional hmm.
Well you will not get classy ladies if u are cheap
You will never meet me.
C-You are too old
S-Dude I’m younger than u and you are the one reaching out to me! Don’t forget u pay me for my skills 🤣🤣🤣
C-But remember you are girl
S-and what does that say about you!
S-I’m a woman u dipshit
(Appointment time stopped replying 🤣🤣)
C-Ok do you marred
10 min later
C-Let say truth who know we are at the some hotel where are you know
15 min go by…
C-I know because of wether you don’t have client to day
After app….
S-Just finished 🤣🤣🤣
S-What’s wrong with u are you ok?
S-You are an uneducated piece of trash that thinks he is above ladies and a broke ass loser. No wonder women don’t want you.
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You give India a bad name !!! If anyone from India messages to ask who you are I will release the information because not all from India are as disrespectful as you. Peace be upon your soul you will need it 😆.
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