Ya I’m a block happy bimbo 🤣

Breaking news: I’ve officially embraced my career as a block-happy bimbo. 💅✨

Apparently asking grown adults to read 30 seconds of an ad is asking for far too much. Silly me. 😂

Since January, I’ve deleted 90,000+ messages that never turned into appointments. My personal favourites include:

💬 “Hi.”

💬 “Hey.”

💬 “Available?”

💬 “Hey beautiful.”

Groundbreaking stuff. Truly riveting conversation. 👏

So now? You send one of those… BLOCK. 🚫

No reply.

No explanation.

No “Oops, I didn’t read your ad.”

No “Can you make an exception?”

It’s honestly less work than teaching people reading comprehension.

The instructions are literally in my ad. If you can’t make it past the first paragraph, I have absolutely no confidence you’ll manage the rest of the appointment. 🤷‍♀️

The funniest part? The guys who actually read my ad, introduce themselves, and tell me what they’re looking for… somehow they never seem to get blocked.

It’s almost like reading is a superpower. 😘📚