Caf needs to be re named

Well… I still have temporary access to CAF reviews (didn’t even pay for it 🤣).

But wow… they should probably rename the place. It’s starting to feel less like a review board and more like the Massage Parlour Appreciation Society. 😂

Every second review is for a massage parlour. Trafficking young ladies! Hope you feel like more of a man!

Meanwhile, those of us who actually enjoy what we do are over here like… “Hello? Remember us?” 👋🤣

I guess scrolling through endless massage parlour reviews is the entertainment these days.

I’ll just be over here, existing, trying to remind everyone that some of us genuinely enjoy making your day a little better. 😏

Well use to! 🤣🤣

Side note… some of the guys deserves an award… just not the one they think. 🏆🤣

Some guys couldn’t organize a coffee date if the café was inside his own house.

Some message, disappear halfway through making plans, reappear hours later like nothing happened, then act shocked that I’m not sitting on my couch in full makeup waiting for his 2 a.m. “u avail?” text.

My guy… I have a busy life, and a sleep schedule that’s already questionable enough. I’m not running a 24-hour emergency hotline for poor planning. 😂

Communication skills: ⭐☆☆☆☆

Time management: reported missing.

Gentleman status: currently under investigation.

If your booking strategy is “ghost first, panic later,” don’t be surprised when you’re booking an appointment with the Block button instead. 😘