Coke guys

My lawd… if a provider says she doesn’t partake in “party favors,” that doesn’t mean your mission for the appointment is to ask again every 10 minutes. 😂

I promise, “No” doesn’t magically turn into “Yes” on the sixth attempt.

Some of y’all treat it like a customer loyalty program:

❌ First no

❌ Second no

❌ Third no

“Maybe now?” 🤦‍♀️

And while we’re making requests… I also don’t need a 45-minute TED Talk about how much you love your wife during the session. 😂

Sir, pick a lane.