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How to not get blocked

  • Writer: Serena Tsunami
    Serena Tsunami
  • Jul 15
  • 1 min read

Incoming message: “Hey.”


Me: 🚫 Block.


Incoming message: “How are you?”


Me: 🚫 Block.


Incoming message: “Serena?”


Me: 🚫 Block.


Incoming message: “You available?”


Me: 🚫 Block.


Incoming message: “Are you in Regina?”


Me: 🚫 Block.


Incoming message: “Where’s your incall?”


Me: 🚫 Block.


Incoming message:


Example:

“Hey Serena! I’m 38, Caucasian. Looking for an hour on Thursday. I found you through your website. I’m an electrician who spends too much money on coffee, has a golden retriever that runs my life, and I promise I’m a real human. Also… pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza.”


Me: ✅ Welcome aboard. 😂


Fellas, it’s really not that hard.

If your entire conversation is “hey,” “sup,” or “u available,” we’re probably not a match.

Give me your age, ethnicity, how long you’d like to book, a little about yourself, and maybe a joke. I like seeing actual humans—not NPCs with one-word dialogue. 🤣💋

 
 
 

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