How to not get blocked
- Serena Tsunami
- Jul 15
- 1 min read
Incoming message: “Hey.”
Me: 🚫 Block.
Incoming message: “How are you?”
Me: 🚫 Block.
Incoming message: “Serena?”
Me: 🚫 Block.
Incoming message: “You available?”
Me: 🚫 Block.
Incoming message: “Are you in Regina?”
Me: 🚫 Block.
Incoming message: “Where’s your incall?”
Me: 🚫 Block.
Incoming message:
Example:
“Hey Serena! I’m 38, Caucasian. Looking for an hour on Thursday. I found you through your website. I’m an electrician who spends too much money on coffee, has a golden retriever that runs my life, and I promise I’m a real human. Also… pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza.”
Me: ✅ Welcome aboard. 😂
Fellas, it’s really not that hard.
If your entire conversation is “hey,” “sup,” or “u available,” we’re probably not a match.
Give me your age, ethnicity, how long you’d like to book, a little about yourself, and maybe a joke. I like seeing actual humans—not NPCs with one-word dialogue. 🤣💋
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