Moron of the day

"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity.

As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena.

I got 2 today

1)

C-hey serena

C- texts with age and ethnicity (white)

C- asks if i’m available

C-15 min please

C-hello

(these were within 5 min)

10 min later-

S- hey babe sorry i dont do short services on tour unless i have seen you before.

C- you have

S-if you have seen me before please confirm the phone number you used or remind me where and when.

C- I do not remember.

S- what specifically do you not remember? The phone number or where you met me?

C- listen I have $50 cash for you right now what can I get?

S-you can not get any services from reputable providers with $50 you can’t even get a bag of groceries for 50 bucks get realistic.

C- please

S-does it look like I’m standing on a street corner begging for change no but it sure looks like you are now pissed off and have a good day.

2)

C-yo

C-yo

S-Sorry i dont speak “yo“

C- lol

C-hey,better?

Hours later:

C-Damn was looking forward to your service

Hours later:

S-If you are actually looking forward to services from a lady please pull your pants up above your knees and talk like a employed man not a damn 15 year old punk