Moron of the day

"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity.

As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena.

This person was fishing for sexting.

Patience is extremely important in this industry because the following text was a light sweet heart with the purest of intentions 😜😜😜 the following conversation was 2 hours long 🤢🤢🤢.

C- hey, how are you?

C-Sorry. I forgot to include…I’m 𖣯, clean and white. I’d like to do a minimum of 1 hour. Most likely longer. I’m 𖣯𖣯feet, 𖣯𖣯lbs. Brown hair and eyes. Shaved down there and a decent size dick lol

S-Hey, thanks for the detailed message I have a booking available for this eav. Are you interested in, in or out?

C-I am interested. How long can I see you for?

S-How long would you like?

C-I’d prefer 2 or 3 hours

C-What is your vip/greek/special requests?

S-VIP - Msog, massage, more of everything,

Greek is Greek

And special requests if you have any.

C-What are some special requests that people ask for that you do?

S-Pegging

Mild dom

Outfits

Toys

C-I’m not into pegging lol. Toys are fun though

S-Yes they are.

C-Can you put on a show for me?

S-I don’t do well with live shows lol

Feels awkward.

Often people just stare in silence.

That’s weird vibes 😆.

Usually people enjoy incorporating toys.

C-You can play with me while putting on a show. Plus I’ll play with you too

(This is where it clicked he’s a time waster looking for sexting while pulling it)

15 min later

C-I see your favourite things are cowgirl, doggy and 69

5 min later

C-Those are my favourite too. Especially 69. Having a wet pussy riding my face really does it for me

S-Awesome.

(Speech to text not really caring anymore 😏)

What time are you into in booking for?

C-Should we do 9pm?

C-Or is that too late?

S-That’s fine.

So no Greek or no?

Toys obviously 😜

Outfit request or no?

In or out?

C-If you do Greek and want it. I’ll would love to do it with you.

Absolutely toys.

What outfits do you have?

Preferably incall

S- (having breakfast at Cora’s lol short n sweet 😆)

Leather

School girl

Fishnet

Cowgirl

Gym girl lol

C-What’s your favourite?

S-I don’t have a favourite

C-Let’s do fishnet

S-Did you decide if it’s 2 or 3 hours?

C-Let’s do 3 hours. I have a lot of cum to give you haha

S-Ok

3 hours every thing included.

Restrictions: bare, foul play, aggressive or rude behaviour, CIM, Rim jobs.

900-3h

700-2h

1/4 Deposit required for all first time bookings to avoid fake/time wasters.

Forms accepted e-transfer/ Amazon gift card.

I’ll leave you drained

C-Just to be clear about rim jobs. That’s just on me?

S-correct

C-I can on you?

S-yes

C-I hope you leave me drained 😉

S- Serenatsunami@gmail.com

Conversation silenced not a peep 👀 hmmm

S-