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Moron of the day

Updated: Dec 28, 2025

"Moron of the Day" is inspired by actual text messages I receive. I thought it would be a valuable addition to my website, providing insight into why many service providers often respond with brevity.


As you read "Moron of the Day," please remember that "C" represents the Client and "S" denotes Serena.


Now this one is a gag post as someone is terrified of being on moron of the day 😆 and all current clients know my sense of humour!


First time booking


C&S had excellent communication he admitted he was nervous about a first time meet.


Client Pulled up to instructed spot

Texted then drove 6 blocks away


Told him no that’s not even my street 🤣


Comes back (I’m watching, I see him, go to text him house number, lift head he’s driving away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)


S-calls to confirm he’s not high or something

insuring both parties are safe and kinda to reassure him I’m not a set up 🤣🤣🤣


Visit was excellent for a first visit!


Just a bug post xoxo 💋



 
 
 

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2 Comments


patsdude114
Dec 09, 2025

These are awesome but this text is a terrible to read as an older gent. Maybe the younger ones have no issues but damn hard on eyes

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Serena Tsunami
Serena Tsunami
Dec 24, 2025
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This text style avoids most translation apps 😜

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